literally my favorite quote in the entire world
Person in book: I'm not pretty. I'm average looking. People never really notice me.
Person in book: he's unattractive but has got beautiful eyes
Movie industry: no, we're hiring supermodels
"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son is two
The shadiest box of crayons.does it have … Fifty shades of gray?
no it clearly says eight